1.What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Yummy coffee
2.Where was your profile picture taken?
Office
3.Can you play Guitar Hero?
Fuck yeah!
4.Name someone who made you laugh today?
Karl, by asking me if Amazon made ridiculous recommendations for me. I believe that Amazon thinks I’m a 42 year old male pedophile and a shut in.
5.How late did you stay up last night and why?
Project Runway...later than I should.
6.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Yes. I like our rental house, but I want something that is just ours. I do love it in SC, though it is strange to suddenly be south of Appalachia when I’ve lived so much of my life north of it.
7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Yes. But more interestingly, I have also spent many Fourths of Julys in the cemetery, watching the fireworks above the Columbus Skyline from about 20 miles away.
8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Dave...in the extra room.
9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?
It would depend on the ex. In fact, I feel a bit sad that Andy and I aren’t friends. He sort of disappeared. I occasionally try to find him on the interweb, but to no avail.
10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
Prunes
11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
I get the crazies. I cry for no reason.
12. Who took your profile picture?
huh?
13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Bruce
14. Was yesterday better than the day before yesterday?
It never is...distance is a balm.
15. Can you live a day without TV?
Why?
16. Are you upset about anything?
Usually.
17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Absolutely...unless they aren’t.
18. Are you a bad influence?
Absolutely.
19. Night out or night in?
It depends on the night, but I am a homebody.
20. What items could you not go without during the day?
Is sleep an item?
21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
I can’t remember. No one for a long time.
22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
I’m going to do hotmail instead of inbox, so...”We’ve received Coraline.”
23. How do you feel about your life right now?
I need a nap.
24. Do you hate anyone?
Me, no. Why?
25. If we were to look in your face book in box, what would we find?
Stuff I’ve been ignoring.
26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Absolutely. I am clean as a whistle. What does that phrase mean though? I understand wanting a whistle to be clean, but it still seems like a strange idiom. Plus, what’s the adverse? I’m dirty as a whistle shoved up a pig’s butt? I hope not.
27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Creepy. Perfect people are made of robot parts. I don’t have a single robot part.
28. What song is stuck in your head?
“Can you practice what you preach, can you turn the other cheek.” Where is the LOVE?
29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?
Someone who I can take down in a fight to the death. Someone who isn’t a clown. Someone I don’t mind giving me the uncle feely hands.
30.Wanna have grandkids by the time your 50?
God, no. If I had a kid right now and wanted grand kids at 50 then my children would be teenage parents...not cool.
31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Grade stuff. Sleep in. Make foods.
32. Do you think too much or too little?
I am an agonizer, and a very small animal. TURN OFF BRAIN!!
33. Do you smile a lot?
Yes. I also laugh a lot. I didn’t realize how much I laugh in comparison to other people until recently. Some of my students say they can recognize my laugh from down the hallway. Does that mean I have a weird laugh? Roy says “That is not the laugh of a nun, it is the laugh of a whore.” So, YES. I smile a lot, and I laugh like a whore...maybe even a crack whore.