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I promise to post more substantial updates and musings soon, but I feel I should start small...
as with this Alien Quizzimeme, courtesy of excellist.
1. If aliens were invading, what would you do, hide or wait by your tv?
I suppose an alien invasion plan would be similar but not equal to a zombie apocolypse plan, so I would impliment zombie apocolypse rules. If, of course, the aliens blow up the world (why IS it they always seem so keen on doing that in movies? I suspect that real aliens would be either predator/alien types or basically benign...or ghosts. That's my theory...aliens would be ghosts...essentially), then whatever, because it's not like I'ma gonna survive it anyhoos.
2. The aliens have landed and they haven't blown the planet to bits. How would you react if they looked like us?
I would be especially surprised. That's impossible, in terms of probability statistics (god I'm a nerd).
3. What if the aliens were disgusting looking (like a pile of rotten cheese)? Then how would you react?
I would be super surprised. How does a pile of rotten cheese get here? I mean, is this super intellegent, quantum genius cheese? If it doesn't have some sort of tentacles or digits, or robot arms, then how does it build a ship/transporter? And if it does have robot arms, then how did it build the robot arms to start with? Which came first the robot arms or the robot arms to build robot arms? Now that's a better question!
4. The aliens are about to make an announcement and all communication goes out. Your neighbor says that he/she heard that the aliens are going to destroy earth. Do you believe him/her? Why?
No. Why would aliens make a tv announcement? "PEOPLE OF EARTH. 2 and 1/2 MEN IS NOT FUNNY! WE WILL NOW DESTROY YOU FOR LAUGHING AT IT!"
5. The aliens have announced that they will share their knowledge with humanity if a certain person has sex with one of them, and they call your name. To make it more palatable, the alien can change into any porn star you want. KNowing that your partner will find out if you say yes, will you do it?
Sure. Rocco Siffredi. As excellist said, most male porn stars only serve as further proof that porn is created for men. Otherwise, I'd have at least one gay scene for every five lesbian scenes in mainstream pornos. As far as I can tell, there is ONE decent, attractive male porn star, and that is Rocco Siffredi. He was even in a really interesting movie called "anatomy of hell/anatomie de l'enfer" He's hot, he's old, he looks like he's enjoying himself, he's Italian, he's a real actor AND the gays love him. I would totally bone a Rocco look alike for the good of humanity (or, really any other reason). You're welcome, humanity, you're welcome!
1. If aliens were invading, what would you do, hide or wait by your tv?
I suppose an alien invasion plan would be similar but not equal to a zombie apocolypse plan, so I would impliment zombie apocolypse rules. If, of course, the aliens blow up the world (why IS it they always seem so keen on doing that in movies? I suspect that real aliens would be either predator/alien types or basically benign...or ghosts. That's my theory...aliens would be ghosts...essentially), then whatever, because it's not like I'ma gonna survive it anyhoos.
2. The aliens have landed and they haven't blown the planet to bits. How would you react if they looked like us?
I would be especially surprised. That's impossible, in terms of probability statistics (god I'm a nerd).
3. What if the aliens were disgusting looking (like a pile of rotten cheese)? Then how would you react?
I would be super surprised. How does a pile of rotten cheese get here? I mean, is this super intellegent, quantum genius cheese? If it doesn't have some sort of tentacles or digits, or robot arms, then how does it build a ship/transporter? And if it does have robot arms, then how did it build the robot arms to start with? Which came first the robot arms or the robot arms to build robot arms? Now that's a better question!
4. The aliens are about to make an announcement and all communication goes out. Your neighbor says that he/she heard that the aliens are going to destroy earth. Do you believe him/her? Why?
No. Why would aliens make a tv announcement? "PEOPLE OF EARTH. 2 and 1/2 MEN IS NOT FUNNY! WE WILL NOW DESTROY YOU FOR LAUGHING AT IT!"
5. The aliens have announced that they will share their knowledge with humanity if a certain person has sex with one of them, and they call your name. To make it more palatable, the alien can change into any porn star you want. KNowing that your partner will find out if you say yes, will you do it?
Sure. Rocco Siffredi. As excellist said, most male porn stars only serve as further proof that porn is created for men. Otherwise, I'd have at least one gay scene for every five lesbian scenes in mainstream pornos. As far as I can tell, there is ONE decent, attractive male porn star, and that is Rocco Siffredi. He was even in a really interesting movie called "anatomy of hell/anatomie de l'enfer" He's hot, he's old, he looks like he's enjoying himself, he's Italian, he's a real actor AND the gays love him. I would totally bone a Rocco look alike for the good of humanity (or, really any other reason). You're welcome, humanity, you're welcome!
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